I am here with Abby, Serena, and Micah.
Abby is 13, Serena is 11, and Micah is 9.
Last night, we watched The Road to El Dorado, Yogi Bear, and Surf's Up.
We ate pizza, popcorn, ice cream, and drank grape Fanta soda.
They slept on a big homemade bed on the floor.
Abby slept on the sofa.
For breakfast, we had pancakes and vanilla ice cream and watched
The Lorax and Princess Diaries.
Now it's time for Stories and Jokes!
Abby:
What is white, black, and blue all over?
A frozen penguin.
There are three blondes walking on a beach.
Suddenly a genie appears,
and granted them each one wish.
The first one said,
"I hate being dumb.
I want to be 50% smarter."
So she turned into a strawberry blonde.
The next one said,
"I hate being dumb.
I want to be 100% smarter."
And she turned into a brunette.
The last one said,
"I LOVE being dumb.
I want to be 100% dumber."
And she turned into a man.
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(At this punch line,
I gasped, and she said,
"If you don't like it,
I can tell you another one."
Abby has great respect for the men in her life-
just so you know.)
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Serena's jokes:
How many blondes does it take to shoot a gun?
Three.
One to hold it.
One to pull the trigger.
And one to make sure the bullet is coming out the other end.
(Another gasp from Auntie Annette.)
There was this blonde and she went to the store
and she asked the store clerk,
"How much is that TV over there?"
And he said,
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
So she went home and dyed her hair brown.
And she came the next day and asked the store clerk,
"How much is that TV over there?"
To which he replied,
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
So she went home and dyed her hair red.
And came back the next day.
"How much is that TV over there?"
she asked.
And again he said,
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
So she went back to her house and dyed her hair
green with purple and pink high lights,
and went back to the store.
And she asked,
"How much is that TV over there?"
And the store clerk said,
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
And then she gasped,
"How did you know I was a blonde?"
He leaned over the counter
and said,
"My dear lady, it's not a TV.
It's a microwave."
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There were three guys who escaped from jail.
One was a red head, one was a brunette, and one was a blonde.
A genie came from no where and said,
"Whatever you want to land in when you jump off a cliff,
I will grant you."
The red head said,
"What's better than money?
I'll just land in money."
So he ran and jumped off the cliff and landed in money.
The brunette said,
"I want to land in something soft like mattresses and pillows."
So he jumped off the cliff and landed on mattresses and pillows.
And the blonde said to himself,
"As I'm thinking,
I'll just get a running head start."
So he was running as fast as he could
and tripped on a rock and said,
"Oh, poop!"
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Micah's stories-last but not least.
There were these three guys.
One was named 'Shut up',
one was named 'Stupid'
and one was named 'Poop.'
And they went on a camping trip.
Poop was riding on top of their jeep and fell off
so they stopped and Stupid went to help him.
A police officer showed up and went to talk to the driver, Shut Up.
"What is your name?" he asked the driver.
"Shut Up," Shut Up said.
"What is your name?!" he asked again.
"SHUT UP!"
"Tell me. What is your name!!!"
"SHUT UP!"
"Fine. So what's happening here."
"Oh don't worry. Stupid's just picking up Poop."
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Abby has another one.
How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of a pool.
(Another gasp from AA.)
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I think it's time to go outside and play a yard game or two.
Farewell until next time.
Saturday, May 25, 2013
Monday, May 20, 2013
Hertzler Doings~May 20-26, 2013
Mon.-Trying to get on-line driving course worked out. It didn't record Susan's test scores and now she has to do them again. Went to Farmville to run some errands and had early supper with Betty and Kelly at RT. Came home and Freeman was smoking the bees. He had his face mask on and gloves. He was taking out the extra queen thingys so the bees wouldn't swarm. Julie is here to spend the night and they'll go to the field trip tomorrow with the Trans.
Talked with Rosalee this morning. It has been 4 years since Abie was killed in a car accident. I can't believe it's been that long. Death is so final. She said, "He isn't coming back." And they were such good friends, all of them. She said that she has to look forward until she can see him again.
Tues.-Susan and Julie left around 7:45 to meet her parents and other homeschoolers at Sheetz. They headed up to DC in a van and won't be back until late tonight. They went to an Anatomy museum as one of their stops. I went to Lynchburg and bought things at Sam's Club for the Pig Roast. It was unusually hot today. My brother, David, turned 50 today. I sang Happy Birthday to him but I hurried because he was in the vets office and the vet walked in as we were talking. He is so much smarter and wiser than I am but I still think of him as my little brother. He's such a great guy. Michael had fun with Sarah on their first real date. Went to Wasabi next to the Dollar theatre and had a real hibachi meal made right in front of them. This was after they saw a movie. Michael is working around here cleaning up the place and getting it ready for the pig roast. The guys are working hard at Richmond trying to make up for lost time that occurred while waiting for a permit. I bought Phil a book for Father's Day today but I think I should read it first, just to make sure it's okay. ;) It's a Sherlock Holmes book about Biblical mysteries. Hope it doesn't get too wet in the bathtub.
Wed.-Picked up Susan at Trans. Worked in old house, made applesauce, cleaned up cottage and prepared futon mats to be exchanged for the massage table in the cottage, worked in garden, etc. Susan mowed Happy Valley. Michael worked around here and got to fly. Saw a complete rainbow. Philip and Susan went fishing in eve. Alli and Freeman worked on their garden over here. Phil worked on fields after a hot day at work. It's cooler outside than in.
Thurs.-Stay at home day. Cleaning, cooking, old house organization. Susan got her on-line Driver's Ed. certificate today. Michael working in Richmond with guys. Ball cancelled because of storm predictions.
Fri.-Went to CCA's commencement service with Susan. So much fun to see everybody again. Bought some groceries at Kroger, rested a bit when we got home, headed out to Farmville, and picked up Abby, Serena, and Micah, on our way home. They are spending the night. We just watched three movies-Road to El Dorado, Yogi Bear, and Surf's up. Michael and Susan had some friends over-Jordan, Haley, and Sarah, and Philip had his BUCK night over in the man cave. Susan, Sarah, and Haley, braved the pond and came back cold. They're playing Apples to Apples in Susan's room now. Philip and his guys are playing Rook after their Bible Study. Phil's reading 'Marching through Culpepper' and I am trying to keep my eyes open.
Sat.-So, the threesome were awake before 7. They watched another movie-The Lorax-while I made them pancakes. Then we had ice cream and watched another movie-Princess Diaries. Then, we did some blogging and played a few yard games. I even played a bit of whiffle ball with them. Oh, that's why I am so stiff. As I made lunch, they watched yet another movie-Blank Check. Then, I took them home, much to their disappointment. Abby and Serena showed me some of their treasures when I dropped them off. Two sets of baby kittens, a banty rooster, Tommy's zipline he made for the little kids, beautiful vegetable gardens, the lost and found puppy that growls while he wags his tail, and their mom's freshly made rhubarb jam and muffins. Yum. Susan mowed and cleaned out the chicken pen, the guys were working on their mancave and other projects, Phil worked around the farm, looking so happy on the tractor, Freeman and Alli picked up a piece of furniture and a flat tire gave them some trouble, and I cleaned the house, did wash, and made a chicken. The guys in the old gang got together tonight. That was nice. They're spending the night and having Big Breakfast in the morning. Susan met the Tran girls at the trail and they went to the homeschool play in Appomattox. Lucy wants to be with me more than usual. I think I will hit the sack early tonight. All these movies and popcorn and ice cream have me worn out.
Sun.-Michael, Philip, and friends, had big breakfast here and church. Michael led worship and Philip had the interactive sermon. Phil, Susan, and I, went to 'regular' church at New Life. All week, I've been trying to sing a particular song and I just couldn't get it together. And we sang it today. "Savior, you can move the mountains, our God is mighty to save..." It was such a joyful relief to sing it since it's been hovering around in my spirit trying to be heard all week. Pastor Lou preached and he did well. There were baptisms and baby dedications (got to hold Elijah) and communion as well. And then we had a little reception afterwards for Pastor Jerry and Laura. We said our good byes and thank you's. We'll miss them but will keep in touch. Had a relaxing afternoon reading and watching Crocodile Dundee 2 and 3. Mom called and Steve F. called. It looks like they all might be down here around the same time. Susan went to J.T.'s for Bible Study and Memorial Day bonfire. Philip went fishing with Erik and Jordan and Michael went to Warren's.
Talked with Rosalee this morning. It has been 4 years since Abie was killed in a car accident. I can't believe it's been that long. Death is so final. She said, "He isn't coming back." And they were such good friends, all of them. She said that she has to look forward until she can see him again.
Tues.-Susan and Julie left around 7:45 to meet her parents and other homeschoolers at Sheetz. They headed up to DC in a van and won't be back until late tonight. They went to an Anatomy museum as one of their stops. I went to Lynchburg and bought things at Sam's Club for the Pig Roast. It was unusually hot today. My brother, David, turned 50 today. I sang Happy Birthday to him but I hurried because he was in the vets office and the vet walked in as we were talking. He is so much smarter and wiser than I am but I still think of him as my little brother. He's such a great guy. Michael had fun with Sarah on their first real date. Went to Wasabi next to the Dollar theatre and had a real hibachi meal made right in front of them. This was after they saw a movie. Michael is working around here cleaning up the place and getting it ready for the pig roast. The guys are working hard at Richmond trying to make up for lost time that occurred while waiting for a permit. I bought Phil a book for Father's Day today but I think I should read it first, just to make sure it's okay. ;) It's a Sherlock Holmes book about Biblical mysteries. Hope it doesn't get too wet in the bathtub.
Wed.-Picked up Susan at Trans. Worked in old house, made applesauce, cleaned up cottage and prepared futon mats to be exchanged for the massage table in the cottage, worked in garden, etc. Susan mowed Happy Valley. Michael worked around here and got to fly. Saw a complete rainbow. Philip and Susan went fishing in eve. Alli and Freeman worked on their garden over here. Phil worked on fields after a hot day at work. It's cooler outside than in.
Thurs.-Stay at home day. Cleaning, cooking, old house organization. Susan got her on-line Driver's Ed. certificate today. Michael working in Richmond with guys. Ball cancelled because of storm predictions.
Fri.-Went to CCA's commencement service with Susan. So much fun to see everybody again. Bought some groceries at Kroger, rested a bit when we got home, headed out to Farmville, and picked up Abby, Serena, and Micah, on our way home. They are spending the night. We just watched three movies-Road to El Dorado, Yogi Bear, and Surf's up. Michael and Susan had some friends over-Jordan, Haley, and Sarah, and Philip had his BUCK night over in the man cave. Susan, Sarah, and Haley, braved the pond and came back cold. They're playing Apples to Apples in Susan's room now. Philip and his guys are playing Rook after their Bible Study. Phil's reading 'Marching through Culpepper' and I am trying to keep my eyes open.
Sat.-So, the threesome were awake before 7. They watched another movie-The Lorax-while I made them pancakes. Then we had ice cream and watched another movie-Princess Diaries. Then, we did some blogging and played a few yard games. I even played a bit of whiffle ball with them. Oh, that's why I am so stiff. As I made lunch, they watched yet another movie-Blank Check. Then, I took them home, much to their disappointment. Abby and Serena showed me some of their treasures when I dropped them off. Two sets of baby kittens, a banty rooster, Tommy's zipline he made for the little kids, beautiful vegetable gardens, the lost and found puppy that growls while he wags his tail, and their mom's freshly made rhubarb jam and muffins. Yum. Susan mowed and cleaned out the chicken pen, the guys were working on their mancave and other projects, Phil worked around the farm, looking so happy on the tractor, Freeman and Alli picked up a piece of furniture and a flat tire gave them some trouble, and I cleaned the house, did wash, and made a chicken. The guys in the old gang got together tonight. That was nice. They're spending the night and having Big Breakfast in the morning. Susan met the Tran girls at the trail and they went to the homeschool play in Appomattox. Lucy wants to be with me more than usual. I think I will hit the sack early tonight. All these movies and popcorn and ice cream have me worn out.
Sun.-Michael, Philip, and friends, had big breakfast here and church. Michael led worship and Philip had the interactive sermon. Phil, Susan, and I, went to 'regular' church at New Life. All week, I've been trying to sing a particular song and I just couldn't get it together. And we sang it today. "Savior, you can move the mountains, our God is mighty to save..." It was such a joyful relief to sing it since it's been hovering around in my spirit trying to be heard all week. Pastor Lou preached and he did well. There were baptisms and baby dedications (got to hold Elijah) and communion as well. And then we had a little reception afterwards for Pastor Jerry and Laura. We said our good byes and thank you's. We'll miss them but will keep in touch. Had a relaxing afternoon reading and watching Crocodile Dundee 2 and 3. Mom called and Steve F. called. It looks like they all might be down here around the same time. Susan went to J.T.'s for Bible Study and Memorial Day bonfire. Philip went fishing with Erik and Jordan and Michael went to Warren's.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Hertzler Doings~May 13-19, 2013
Mon.-Out to town for lots of errands and softball. Michael, Susan, Sara, Abby, Julie, and possibly Meredith, went out to Macado's afterwards. I had a nice conversation with Eileen and Sherri. Making new friends, too. I'll miss softball when it's over.
Tues.-Our to town for co-op. Dianna treated me to Cook Out for my birthday.
Wed.-Busy day at home. Made mashed potato soup and angel food cake for Catherine's birthday dinner tomorrow at Judy's. Caught up with Janelle and Catherine on the phone. Cleaned off my desk and finished mulching the raspberries and peonies. Susan mowed at Happy Valley and our place. Hot sultry day with high winds. Every one seems extra tired.
Thurs.-Today's highlight-Birthday party for Katherine Mac at Judy's. I brought mashed potato soup with chopped hard-boiled eggs and bacon for topping. Judy made chicken salad and which we ate in warm croissants. I used a dozen egg whites in the angel food cake and made a glaze for it and we served that with strawberries and whipped cream. We took lots of pictures and had a great time. She felt dearly loved and unworthy. There was a message from her on the phone when I got back from softball. She said that God meant for us to be friends. I agree. She'd like to get the gang together once a month. Besides Judy and I, these were the friends she asked for and received. Betty, Dianna, Amy, Mabel, Jeannie, and Corrie. Had a great time at ball too. Teresa thought I might have had a little something to drink. I sang her at least three songs. Feelin' a little high on friendships. Michael met with Kevin W. Awaiting an answer.
Fri.-Michael got Kevin's blessing to date his daughter. Whoot! Whoot! Love this girl. Picked strawberries-about 19 pounds-with Susan. Froze most of them for smoothies. Made sausage egg muffins and fish and salad. Guys home early. Phil went to Men's Retreat for the eve. with Chris. Freeman leading worship. Philip with friends up at the Poconos. Michael to Warren's for the eve.
Sat.-Dr. F. put me on a serious regimen to try to get rid of Lyme's. Working on kidney and liver. No sugar whatsoever. No nuts, chocolate, coffee, or fruit. Stopped in to see Janelle and Micah on way home and pick up berry bushes from Helen. Micah hugged me several times and showed me his treasure box. It was his daddy's and it had money from other countries and a full passport, driver's license, little Stein mug, etc. He was very happy. It was nice to visit with them. He also showed me his swords and medals he won in karate. Talked with Janelle about going to Williamsburg together again. Michael hooked me up with Spotify on the computer and God answered my cry for good worship music. I like the quiet and seldom have noise on but there are times when my mind needs help and I'd like to distract it from negative thinking and think on God and worship Him with other worshippers. Am making several gallons of chicken rice vegetable soup. These are the veggies I am putting in. Spaghetti squash, cabbage, collared greens, spinach, celery, onions, carrots, garlic, green beans, cauliflower, broccoli, kale, turnips, lima beans...I think that's it. Phil's home working on paper work and talking out loud to himself while he listens to Phil Keaggy. He was supposed to go to Richmond and be a republican delegate but he just had too much catching up to do and it didn't suit Dr. H. to go either which helped him make his decision to stay home.
Sarah and Alan, a friend of her sister's, came by. Michael took them to the river while Susan finished cleaning her room and bathroom. When they came up they watched a movie. The rodeo they were going to watch was cancelled because of rain. They came in the house, ate some supper, made some popcorn, and are watching another movie. I am reading the latest Jan Karon book I picked up at Goodwill and Phil is watching a teaching DVD on the Civil War.
Sun.-Pentecost Sunday. Holy Spirit Come. Went to Raleigh, NC, with Phil in the afternoon to see his cousin Dennis at the rehab center. Had a two hour visit with him and came back home. I love his mind and the way it works. Through a mishap, he has lost the ability to move his hands. Nerves were damaged. Pray that his nerves grow back quickly and that God will give him healing, grace, strength, and joy. Sarah and Michael are posting very cute pictures on face book. She's a keeper, please Jesus.
Tues.-Our to town for co-op. Dianna treated me to Cook Out for my birthday.
Wed.-Busy day at home. Made mashed potato soup and angel food cake for Catherine's birthday dinner tomorrow at Judy's. Caught up with Janelle and Catherine on the phone. Cleaned off my desk and finished mulching the raspberries and peonies. Susan mowed at Happy Valley and our place. Hot sultry day with high winds. Every one seems extra tired.
Thurs.-Today's highlight-Birthday party for Katherine Mac at Judy's. I brought mashed potato soup with chopped hard-boiled eggs and bacon for topping. Judy made chicken salad and which we ate in warm croissants. I used a dozen egg whites in the angel food cake and made a glaze for it and we served that with strawberries and whipped cream. We took lots of pictures and had a great time. She felt dearly loved and unworthy. There was a message from her on the phone when I got back from softball. She said that God meant for us to be friends. I agree. She'd like to get the gang together once a month. Besides Judy and I, these were the friends she asked for and received. Betty, Dianna, Amy, Mabel, Jeannie, and Corrie. Had a great time at ball too. Teresa thought I might have had a little something to drink. I sang her at least three songs. Feelin' a little high on friendships. Michael met with Kevin W. Awaiting an answer.
Fri.-Michael got Kevin's blessing to date his daughter. Whoot! Whoot! Love this girl. Picked strawberries-about 19 pounds-with Susan. Froze most of them for smoothies. Made sausage egg muffins and fish and salad. Guys home early. Phil went to Men's Retreat for the eve. with Chris. Freeman leading worship. Philip with friends up at the Poconos. Michael to Warren's for the eve.
Sat.-Dr. F. put me on a serious regimen to try to get rid of Lyme's. Working on kidney and liver. No sugar whatsoever. No nuts, chocolate, coffee, or fruit. Stopped in to see Janelle and Micah on way home and pick up berry bushes from Helen. Micah hugged me several times and showed me his treasure box. It was his daddy's and it had money from other countries and a full passport, driver's license, little Stein mug, etc. He was very happy. It was nice to visit with them. He also showed me his swords and medals he won in karate. Talked with Janelle about going to Williamsburg together again. Michael hooked me up with Spotify on the computer and God answered my cry for good worship music. I like the quiet and seldom have noise on but there are times when my mind needs help and I'd like to distract it from negative thinking and think on God and worship Him with other worshippers. Am making several gallons of chicken rice vegetable soup. These are the veggies I am putting in. Spaghetti squash, cabbage, collared greens, spinach, celery, onions, carrots, garlic, green beans, cauliflower, broccoli, kale, turnips, lima beans...I think that's it. Phil's home working on paper work and talking out loud to himself while he listens to Phil Keaggy. He was supposed to go to Richmond and be a republican delegate but he just had too much catching up to do and it didn't suit Dr. H. to go either which helped him make his decision to stay home.
Sarah and Alan, a friend of her sister's, came by. Michael took them to the river while Susan finished cleaning her room and bathroom. When they came up they watched a movie. The rodeo they were going to watch was cancelled because of rain. They came in the house, ate some supper, made some popcorn, and are watching another movie. I am reading the latest Jan Karon book I picked up at Goodwill and Phil is watching a teaching DVD on the Civil War.
Sun.-Pentecost Sunday. Holy Spirit Come. Went to Raleigh, NC, with Phil in the afternoon to see his cousin Dennis at the rehab center. Had a two hour visit with him and came back home. I love his mind and the way it works. Through a mishap, he has lost the ability to move his hands. Nerves were damaged. Pray that his nerves grow back quickly and that God will give him healing, grace, strength, and joy. Sarah and Michael are posting very cute pictures on face book. She's a keeper, please Jesus.
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