Every few months, we have a sleepover. Abby, 12, and her sister, Serena, 10, and their cousin, Micah, 8, come over to their Auntie Annette's house for movies and fun. We do this to celebrate their birthdays. It is my birthday gift to them. We are already thinking about when we will have the next one. Probably in April.
Last night, they came around 5:00. We finished making the pizza's that Aunt Helen sent our way. Meanwhile, each of them picked out a movie to watch. First we watched 'Balto.' Then we watched 'Cats and Dogs.' "Dogs Rule! And last but not least, we watched "Blank Check" which all of us would love to receive some day soon. We ate lots of pizza and popcorn and drank root beer.
I made a big bed on the floor with about 5 thick blankets. Sometime in the night, our dog, Angel, snuggled up to them and went to sleep at Abby's feet. They woke up around 5:00 while Phil was walking around. Micah woke up shortly after. I slept in, amazingly, until 7:30. I found out later, they were making plans to scare me. Plan A was to sit on the couch and have a blanket over their legs and stare at me with solemn faces. Plan B was to get each of their blankets and put them over their heads so they'd look like little hills. Plan C was to have Serena sit on the big chair and Micah would curl up beside her under the blanket and Abby would sit under where her feet were under the blanket and Serena would say,"Look at my feet, Aunt Annette, and then Abby would poke her head out."
I made them sausage and pancakes for breakfast while they watched "Three Stooges." Abby said they were the best ever in the whole wide world. We then decided to blog about our time and they have some stories/jokes that they would like to share now. I am not responsible for the stories told. I say this after hearing the first joke.
Serena is first.
"Under the Bleachers By C. Moore Butts"
That's it for that one!
What did the cow say to the horse?
Why the long face, Bub?
How did the seashells go to the beach?
They went in a shellevator.
How does a shoe eat ice cream?
With its tongue.
What did the mommy potato call
her baby potato?
Tater Tot.
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There were all these guys and they had just
gotten out of jail and they were all sitting around
telling why they had gotten in jail.
Well, anyways, one man said he went to a house
and he wanted to steal some jewelry because his
mother was sick and he didn't have any money.
It so happened, that a wife was in the house and her
husband was away at work.
He was getting the jewelry and heard a car motor.
The wife come in the door and gasped,
"You'd better hide or my husband will think
I am cheating on him!"
And at first he said, "I'll hide behind the door."
"No, don't do that," she said.
"That's the first place he's going to look."
And then, he saw a big box,
and he wanted to hide in that,
but she said, "No! That's the second place
he'll look!"
And he saw a closet door and was going to hide
in there but she said, "No! That's the third place he's
going to look!"
And then they heard the car door slam.
And without saying a word, the man
jumped out the window and held onto
the window sill.
Then the husband came in and said,
"Whose car is out there? Have you been
cheating on me?"
And she said, "NO!"
Then he looked behind the door, in the box,
and in the closet.
And the man continued telling the story,
"And then he saw my dirty fingernails
holding onto the windowsill!"
One of his friends said,
"That must have made you mad!"
"No, no, no, not that. The man ran
and got a brick and smashed my fingers!"
Another friend said, "Well, that must have
made you really mad."
"Nope."
"Well, what made you mad?"
"What made me mad was when I looked down
and saw that my feet were only three inches off the ground!"
The End.
Abby is next.
Do you want to hear a joke?
An alien fell out of a space ship.
Do you want to hear a corny joke?
He fell in a patch of corn.
Do you want to hear a lame joke?
He broke his leg.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
He fell in a pile of mud.
Do you want to hear a clean joke?
He washed himself off.
Do you want to hear another dirty joke?
It wasn't mud.
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What game do baby deer play?
Buck, Buck, Moose.
(Abby made that one up.)
Micah's next.
Where does a book surf?
On a title wave.
Why couldn't the flower ride its bike?
Because it lost its pedals.
There was a general leading a battle
and he cried, "Fire at will!"
The problem was that there was a man
named Will on their side
and everyone began firing at Will!
Poor Will!
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That's all for now!
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