Why couldn't the flower ride it's bike?
Because it lost its pedals.
What did the man say when he saw a woodchuck
chucking his wood?
Hey, you woodchuck. Stop chucking my wood!
But then a neighbor came over.
A woodchuck can't chuck wood.
Are you sure? Yes.
And I want to tell you why.
How much wood would woodchuck chuck
If a wood chuck could chuck wood
He would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck
If a wood chuck could chuck wood.
What kind of boat does a cow float on down the river?
A camooo....
Knock knock
Who's there?
What kind of coffee do baby cows drink?
Calf-eine!
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