Serena's Jokes

What does a wolf say when he gets hurt?
O-Whoo!!!

One day a man went to a restaurant and on his way out he dropped his keys. He got into the car and he didn't have his keys.
So he was looking for them and an old man came up to him and said, "Here's your keys, Sonny." And he closed his car door.
Then he drove off and he saw the old man on his mo-ped.
He was going in front of him and then behind him. Then the man in the car went up to 60 mph. But the old man was still going in front of him and behind him.
He went up to 7o mph. But he was still going in front of him and behind him.
Then he went up to 80.90, and even 100 mph. But the old man was still going in front of him and then behind him.
Then he went up to 116 mph. But the man in the mo-ped still went in front of him and behind him.
Then he went up to 120 mph. Then 150 mph. And then he motioned to the old guy in the mo-ped to pull over.
And then he pulled over and he asked the old man in the mo-ped, "Why are you going in front of me and behind me up to 150 mph?!" And the old man said, "Well, it's pretty simple, sonny. My suspenders were stuck in your door!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Six
Six who?
I'm feeling really six today.
(Made up right now)

What does a cow like to do best?
Watch Moo-vies. (Made up right now.)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
I have a very hungry appletite.
(made up right now)