Close Call

Today, in first grade music class, I had a close call.

 We were singing "Joy to the World" from a little book.

 The author had written many verses to that tune and it told the story of Christmas.

We sang/read the part where Mary had her baby.

Tyler piped up and asked," How did they get the baby out of her belly? They couldn't stitch her back up after they took the baby out of her belly." (Someone knows about C-sections).

Panic arose within me but I said calmly, " She must have had it another way."

Chris smiled knowingly, " She must have had it like a cow."

Rescued, once again, by the voice of knowledge...